That wasn't chicken.

The man out side with the battle axe is not your friend.

Anthrax is easily hidden in salt.

A bus outside has your name on it.

Stay away from those who can see you in their cross hairs.

An angry dog runs fast, do you?

Your waitress is Satan in a miniskirt.

You suck.

In the future, life will not be one of your strong points.

You will loose an important buisness deal to a man with a gun.

Death often comes in a small, inoccent, name tag wearing package.

On your next birthday you will be one year to old.

You have skills at many things, running from an armed man is not one of them.

Vending machines kill 7 people a year, still want that snickers? I'm buying.

The man to your right has a piece.

Walk out side with your hands in the air.

It takes less than 2 pounds of pressure to set off a modified anti-tank mine.

Mines are easily hidden in both seats.

The average assault rifel has a range of 1000 yards, you have a 6.5 inch distance advantage, use it wisely.

Hard times will come, like a cement truck.

Blink your right eye if you want the 30.06, blink your left if you want your death to be the M40.

Your waitress is secretly a one-eyed man.