"A man with one eye pays less for glasses." -Chinese Proverb
A man with one eye has no depth perception, either. If a man with one eye meets a man with an MP5, he's screwed.
If a man with one eye meets a man with any gun, he's screwed.
If a one-eyed man meets a man with a butter knife, he's probably still screwed.
Can a man with one eye wink?
A man with one eye is probably not a woman.
Does a man with one eye have 10/20 vision?
A man with one eye will probably live longer than a man with one lung.
How many one-eyed men did Moses take on the arc?
A man with one eye probably can't get a taxi because he only has one eye.
Do one-eyed men with glasses get called "Three Eyes!!!"
A man with one eye will roll downhill.
If a man with one eye is dropped on the top of a pointed roof, which way will he roll off?
If a man with one eye is dropped on the top of a pointed roof, and you did it, you're probably not a family man.
Do two one-eyed mans have the same vision as one man with two eyes?
Can a one-eyed man read Braille?
A man with one eye can't look to one side.
A man with one eye should not operate heavy machinery while asleep.
A man with one is probably not married.
If a man with one eye gets a black eye, did he get beat just as bad as a two-eyed man with two shiners?
A man with one eye has one eye.
Are one-eyed men Republicans?
Are one-eyed men English teachers? (coughMr.Mattscough)
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