Since we will probably never be voted for anything in the yearbook, we've created nominations of our own.

Most Likely To Die of Heart Complications Due to Obesity: Cameron Purkis

Most Likely To Get Shot By Asian Gangsters in New York: Cory Stahmann

Most Likely To Die on the Ski Slope: Ryan Pyles

Most Likely To Kill Someone on the Ski Slope: Shawn Purkis

Most Likely To Get Brutality Murdered by a Band of Angry Republicans: Steve Pyles