"Fall down seven times, get up eight."

                                       -Chinese Proverb

Fall down 7 times and it's physically impossible to get up 8.

Fall down 7 times off tall buildings, and you need to be put on suicide watch.

Fall down 7 times, and getting up the 8th might be painful.

Fall down 7 times, have a blood alcohol level of .08% or higher.

Fall down 7 times, and you might be a one-eyed man.

Fall down 7 times, leave a trail of blood behind.

Fall down 7 times into the ocean, drown 8.

Get shot 7 times, and the 8th time it won't really matter.

Fall down 7 times, and it's time to stop doing whatever you were doing.

Fall down 7 times during a sobraity test, go to jail.

Fall down 1 time at terminal velocity, get peeled off the ground.

Fall down 7 times with a knife in hand, have holes in your body.

Fall down, get up. Get shot, don't get up.

Fall down 7 times on a chainsaw and die.

If you fall down 7 times on a mill saw and get up 8, you can probably walk on water.

Fall down 7 times, sue shoe company.

Fall down 7 times into a pool and probably get wet.

Fall down 7 times into a pit of felons, and if you're a cat, you'll have 2 lives left.