If a man with a pistol meets a man with an automatic shot gun, the man with the pistol will die.

If a man with a rifle meets a man with a bigger rifle, the man with the smaller rifle will die.

If a man with a trianed attack dog meets a man with a trained attack bird, the man and his bird will die.

If a man with a water baloon full of corosive liquid meets a man with a pin, the man with the baloon will die.

If Ted meets Larry, Ted will die.

If a man with a corn beef sandwich meets a man with a encherito, the man with the encherito will die.

A man with a whooper jr meets a man with another whooper jr, the fatter man will not die

If George Bush with a grenade launcher meets John Kerry with a submachine gun... well, we'll let you decide