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Ryan's Absurdities
One-Eyed Men

Fall 7 Times

A Man With a Gun

Absurdities

Bad Fortune

Peace is Knowing

Most Likely To...

At the Edge of Reality

The Story

The Rest of the Website

Basic Absurdities

Alright here is the fundamental part of the game. Basic absurdities. This is how the game was when I was introduced to it. All I ask is you read it with an open mind.

 

A train with a steering wheel

A solar powered flash light

A black and white rainbow

A screen door for a submarine

A convertable airplane

A fully automatic pump gun

A twenty-seven and a half dollar bill

Color coded brail

A four wheeled tricicle

A square point pen

A straight circle

Life rafts on a subway

Emergency parachutes on a space station

Water proof towel

Styrofoam bowling ball

Helicopter with an ejection seat

Infaltable dart board

Round square

Strappless backpack

Brown skittles

A hard cover magazine

Trinoculars

Lead Zeppelin

Propane Fire Extinguisher

Subway with Life Rafts

Wind-Powered Space Station

Sticky superball

Nuclear-Tipped Pen

Christian Death Metal (Demon Hunter!)

Good-Smelling New York City Subway Station

Electrically-Powered Generator

Water-Fueled Flamethrower

Missile Landing Gear

SBP

 

 

If you liked what you saw here don't worry, there's plenty more where that came from. I just haven't had time to write it all down yet.