Alright here is the fundamental part of the game. Basic absurdities. This is how the game was when I was introduced to it. All I ask is you read it with an open mind.
A train with a steering wheel
A solar powered flash light
A black and white rainbow
A screen door for a submarine
A convertable airplane
A fully automatic pump gun
A twenty-seven and a half dollar bill
Color coded brail
A four wheeled tricicle
A square point pen
A straight circle
Life rafts on a subway
Emergency parachutes on a space station
Water proof towel
Styrofoam bowling ball
Helicopter with an ejection seat
Infaltable dart board
Round square
Strappless backpack
Brown skittles
A hard cover magazine
Trinoculars
Lead Zeppelin
Propane Fire Extinguisher
Subway with Life Rafts
Wind-Powered Space Station
Sticky superball
Nuclear-Tipped Pen
Christian Death Metal (Demon Hunter!)
Good-Smelling New York City Subway Station
Electrically-Powered Generator
Water-Fueled Flamethrower
Missile Landing Gear
SBP
If you liked what you saw here don't worry, there's plenty more where that came from. I just haven't had time to write it all down yet.