they don't have your fingerprints on record yet.

you have a bigger gun than your enemy.

your scope has three extra zoom levels. 

the f-bomb is a bad word and not a real explosive.

your grenade has a 7 second time delay.

your gun has 90% accuracy set to fully atomatic.

napalm can be made easily from gasoline and styrofoam

that they're teaching you how atom bombs work in science

your gun gets off 32 rounds a second

cold fusion nukes can be made in homemade laboratories

the man outside with the battle axe is your friend

Laser surgery can now help one-eyed men.

Reconstructive bone surgery is fairly cheap.