Foreward: This story is about Karson Webster, but is written not only by him. We cannot assure you that this story is completely non-fiction, some memories are a little hazy, and others are just lies to make this book longer, and more exiciting. But more than 50% of this book is true. We are writting about Karson's life from 0-14, in a completely random order. And finally all the things that happened and what was going on psychologicly in his mind. This story is about him, and his fight against insanity.
Special Thanks to: Mr. Pyles, Ryan Pyles, Paul Gillingham, Cameron Purkis, Kyson Culp, not Ryan Freudenburg, sharks every where, Tom Petty and the Heart Breakers, Blue Oyster Cult, The Who, Gin Blossoms,They Might Be Giants, The folks at Homestarrunner.com, The Ninja Turtles, and finaly all you crazy Fraggles down at Fraggle Rock, I'm sorry you were cancled. Amen!
May 5th 1990, Lightning splashes a hospital on a hill in blue. A child is born. The doctor hands the newborn to his mother, The first words the mother utter are, "What the crap is that?" The pug ugly child is named Karson, meaning son of the swamp.
Now I, Ryan Pyles, will take over narating this story for a time. Mainly becuase no one really know the events that transpired between the ages of 0 and 4 and they figure I'm as good a canidate to make it up as any body.
Karson Webster was taken Imidiatly home form the hospital. Partialy because the hospital had threatend to smother him in the crib where he was laying, and also because his parents figured younger kids sold faster on e-bay. Fortunetly the market for pug ugly babies isn't very good, or we very well might not be writing this story.
From the moment he arrived home a war began, as his brothers gazed upon the sight that was there new brother, the began developing ways to exploit him. Secretly they trained him, building him stronger untill the day when at last he would be able to fufill the long list of chores they each had, sadly for them, that day would never come.
Along with age with age came self relization, and for Karson that ment the discovery of the true peril of his situation. Once strong enough, he would become his brothers slave. He could not let that happen. So the war began. A secret war, fought during his parent outings and distractions. All would be at peace untill his parents left, then all heck would break loose.
The year was 1993, at three years of age Karson still had a huge age dissadvantage on his brothers, but determination drove him. Finaly the climax arrived, his parents were going out of town for a week, both sides readied for the fight. Once the baby sitter had been disposde of the fighting began. Karson had the high ground advantage on the second floor, but his brothers had the advantage in numbers. They were trying to devise an attack strategy, it was a stale mate for days. Finaly his brothers had gotten their plan together. He ran in to his parents bedroom and grabed his last resort wepon, the uzi his parents kept as protection. By the time he returned to his post on the stairs his brothers had made their move. He had no choice, moving slowly yet surely he emptied six of the uzi clips in to them as they charge the stairs. He made sure every last nerve had given up on life before he stopped. The smoke cleared. He gazed on his victory, a smile on his lips, he would be free of opprssion. He had won.
After his brothers had made a miraculas recovery they swore to get back at him somehow. Later Karson was at his best Rachel Young's house(his best friend at age three), and was married(not legitimate). And so started Karson's life as we know it.
Aurora Friends
Rachel moved away, and Karson needed friends. Karson was joined into the Mormon 3(became Mormon 4), The members were Steven Hutchinson, Derreck Chedister, Hayden Travis. Steven was a husky kid with alot of anger. Derreck Chedister lanky and tall,and flexible beyond belief. And Hayden was a powerfull, yet whiny kid. In kindergarten Karson was sworn into the Howellers, Nathan Howell(leader), Andrew Caswell(pretty boy), Tyler Canter (Almost blind, but funny beyond belief).
Rattle Snakes and Lunchladies
Altough I was in both the gangs neither cared, we were only 5. Steven and I lived on the same block so, we hung out all the time. We were riding our bikes, me on a Schwinn Aerostar, Steven on his Shwinn Phantom. As we were passing houses Steven ran over a snake that bit his jeans, I kept riding thinking it was a stick and the snake bit into my shoe. It was a rattlesnake, we did not know this at that time because it's rattle had been cut off with a shovel. Steven grabbed a bucket, and we caught the snake in the bucket. We left the bucket in my garage, to show my dad, the snake escaped. We did not see the snake for 4 days, then it struck a rabbit in our garden, we saw the rabbit die and we saw it eaten. The snake was seen around the block every once in a while. Mrs. Peabody the German lunchlady had the best lawn ever, when that snake came in she finished what she had started(she was the one who took off it's tail), She brouht her shovel right to his head. the head flopped around for awhile, but then stopped. The grass never grew greener in that spot.
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