Hey Welcome to one-eyedmen.com. Dispite what you may think, we here at One-eyedmen do not have anything against one-eyed men at all, we are just here to ask some of stranger questions, and point out some of the funnier facts. Let me tell you how it all started, so you'll see where we're coming from. A few years ago my uncle Tom came to live with us. In his six month stay at our house he taught me many things, few of them usefull. However one of the things stayed with me. The Absurdity game. A game in which you strech your imagination to come up with absurd inventions. Such as a solar powered flash light. It seems like a good idea, untill you really think about it. Once he had me hooked on this game I introduced my friends to it. Few people really understood the form of abstrct humor. But two were good at it, together Austin, Kyson, and myself began to expand the limits of the absurdity game. Pushing it farther than any one had ever gone before. So this, our website, is a trubute to those who invented the game, my uncle Jayson (that's another story) and uncle Tom, and to the furtherment of the game. As my Uncle Tom would say, "Don't lose control of you train with a steering wheel."